Heavyweight T-Shirt delivers style, comfort, and durability in one cool package.
Wreck-It-Ralphy
Deceptively sweet. Dangerously precise.
🟣 Height: 5'7" 🟣 Weight: 160 lbs 🟣 Vibes Ruined (on purpose): 87 🟣 Chairs Broken (accidental & intentional): 24 🟣 Passive-Aggressive Notes Left: 112 🟣 Late-Night Missions Completed Without a Trace: 19 🟣 Times Caught Slipping? 0 🟣 Outfits That Shouldn’t Work but Do: 100%
Special Talent: 🧠 Photographic Spite — Ralphy remembers everything you said, what you wore when you said it, and exactly when to remind you—without saying a word.
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Relaxed fit [ True to size. Go up a size for baggy fit.]
• MTO**
**This product is made per order when you place it, so it takes us a bit longer to create and deliver it. This allows us to minimize our footprint and helps reduce waste. We appreciate and thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decision.
